school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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