Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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