I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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