So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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