I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ladies don't puke and tell
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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