your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
