is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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