she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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