You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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