ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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