Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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