She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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