We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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