Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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