Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm passing your future prison.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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