so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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