how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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