I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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