In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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