The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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