A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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