yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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