I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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