maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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