just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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