Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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