piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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