that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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