I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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