There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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