Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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