I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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