You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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