he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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