Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
