hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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