We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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