There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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