At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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