dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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