Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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