dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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