Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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