The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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