billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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