Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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