I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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