Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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