so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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