I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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