Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Bring me that man meat
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
