HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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