Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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