he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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