Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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