I CAN MOONWALK!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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